Janet Street Porter: ‘Sex-starved women should get nookie on the NHS’

Loose Women panellist reckons it’ll prolong life expectancy

Janet Street Porter appeared with her fellow panelists on Loose Women and hinted that she wasn’t getting any in the bedroom, and that women her age should be able to get a ‘quickie’ on the NHS.

The ladies even pointed out that Linda Robson looked rather “radiant”, after she admitted she’d slept with her husband the night before.


She said: “It just so happens that it might have happened last night!

“I hope nobody’s watching at home, especially the kids!”

When discussing whether women who have lots of sex are healthier and happier, Ruth Langsford added that Janet would probably like to “borrow” her husband Eamonn Holmes.

Janet, 69, responded: “I’d love Eamonn, but I think the best way is if the National Health Service opened a new department next to A&E for older women like me who can’t find a partner, who are looking for a bit of nookie to prolong their lives.

“It’s got very discreet signage, we could go in a cubicle and have a quickie. We’d be saving them loads of money.

“We won’t have depression and low blood pressure, shingles, or misery, we’d just have a quickie on the NHS.”

Brilliant idea, right?

The hosts, including Ruth and Martine, all collapsed into a fit of laughter, while Linda Robson blushed.

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However, for men, it is a completely different story.

Although women can enjoy a much lower blood pressure, men can become more prone to heart attacks if they have a very active sex life.

The women also laughed about a woman’s business of selling penis outfits – including Donald Trump.

Yes PENIS outfits!

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Ruth told everyone: “You’ve got time now ladies to choose your husband’s Christmas present!”

So bizarre!

Nancy Brown
Associate Editor

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